Geek Shirts and Hoodies

Here you will find all the outerwear that a nerd's heart desires: from math jokes to fan shirts of radio and television franchises.

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The end is near

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On January 19, 2038, exactly on 03:14:07 (GMT) the 32-bit Unix time variable will be completely filled!Unix-like systems store the time as the numb...

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#000000

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If you ever meet a colour-blind robot, it will be useful to have the hex code the same colour of your shirt written on it :)The writing #000000 is ...

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1+1=10

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Why don't we use the binary system in elementary school? Learning just two numbers would make a lot of things easier and it would also be easier to...

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shakespeare

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To be or not to be, that is the question.2b, or not 2b, that is the question./(bb|[^b]{2})/ We knew it: coders are poets. If only Shakespeare had b...

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Open Minds. Open Sources. Open Future.

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Linux - The choice of the GNU generation

Specialist for Layer 8 Problems

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Imagine that you’ve just created a model that allows different technical systems to communicate with each other and that features different layers ...

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Programmer

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What's the trick behind all the software and where does it come from? That's what we asked ourselves and then we went on a investigation....

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Fork Bomb

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All users of a unix-like operating systems (Linux, Mac, BSD, etc) should know what a fork bomb is. A fork bomb is a program which creates so many c...

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How many people can read hex

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Are HEX-Numbers part of your everyday life? Then you should understand the subtle message of this t.shirt without problems. In any other case, just...

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so much to code...

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For the code monkeys among you ;-)

RTFM

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An answer to every single newbee question... Now you do not even have to make the effort to open your mouth!For those who do not know (and are afra...

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Coincidence

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pi * thumb = 42-thumb = 42/pi-thumb = ~13.3742 is the answer to everything, as we know – life, the universe and everything. And, as we know, 1337 ...

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true or false?

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Who tells us what is right and what is wrong? Or is right not right and wrong right? A matter of opinion?

there are only 10 types of people

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If you don't get this one, you belong to the rest... ;-) If there's a slight smile on your face though, you should probably think about h...

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Turning it off and on again

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What's the most popular answer to calls at the IT support hotline? Of course the sentence: "Have you tried turning it off and on again?&q...

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It compiles, let's sell it!

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At times, one can get the impression that in many software companies, one department does not know what the other is doing and vice versa. For exam...

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Social Engineering Specialist

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It is surprisingly easy to hack into other computer systems, often a simple phone call does the trick: "Hello, I am your system administrator. I ne...

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reverse engineer

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It's not enough for talented coders to write their own code, they try to analyze other programs and hardware too! For example, they'll wr...

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You are dumb

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"You are dumb" in binary ASCII-code.The right answer to all DAU questions (including the one on what's written on your T-shirt): You are dumb! ;-)

Binary Tree

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Something you may not know is that computer scientists have to deal with all sorts of trees. Quite often, the most common being the so-called binar...

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99 Little Bugs

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If there is any profession entirely deserving of their own drinking song, it’s programmers.The so-called “Programmer’s Drinking Song”, a modificati...

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Permission Denied. Stay at home.

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At least in theory, we nerds should not have problems with curfews, right? After all, we usually spend the majority of our time at home in front of...

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You shall not parse!

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Who knew that two small words could make a seasoned programmer sweat and shiver in fear? Simply utter "syntax error" to reduce anyone who works in ...

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Glider Symbol

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Linus has its penguin, BSD has its demon, Perl has its camel and the hacker community uses this symbol, called Glider. It's still pretty new, ...

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if you can read this

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Sorry to all 1337 h4x0r, but this had to be said :) If you don't understand what it says on the shirt, consider yourself lucky. Nevertheless, here ...

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Latex

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You haven't started OpenOffice for months because you write your own letters in latex? Then you shouldn't hesitate and get yourself this T-shirt!

BOFH

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With this shirt, the world of computer users will tremble at the mere thought of you! Clickhere for more information.

Hacken Open Air Girlie Shirt

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This year's line-up of the Hacken Open Air is probably the best one ever: The headliners sudo's Priest and Gnutallica will set the Black Hat Stage ...

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Network Security

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So, your computer centre urgently needs better security? Are you perfectly qualified for the job? Then don't hesitate: Become a member of the ...

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I am root

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Isn't it a good feeling to have power over many computers and users? Of course, backups don't help against a real admin, but users only realize tha...

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May the source be with you

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On the one hand, this might be understood as a parody on Star Wars, but it is also so much more: an ideal of the open source movement. If you cann...

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PEBKAC

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True story."Look, Mum, with the new router you don't need cables anymore! Now you can use WLAN in the whole house"."So can I wr...

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Run IE

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Who remembers the good old times when you had to choose between Internet and talking on the phone? The Dial-up connection needed the modem and ever...

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export EDITOR

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The command export EDITOR="" is used to set the default editor. The short; rm, means nothing more than to "remove"..So, if anot...

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reset peer guy

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At some point, there has to be an end to the stupid "Connection reset by peer"

1 + 1 = 10

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Given that the binary system is widely used in IT (and thus in most parts of our lives), surprisingly few people actually understand the combinatio...

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Hoodies and shirts for geeks and nerds

Lots of nerds like science fiction. No wonder, after all, spaceships, futuristic gadgets and the shirts you can buy for sci-fi series are pretty cool. But there aren't just unique shirts and hoodies for sci-fi fans in the world of fan merchandise. There are also lots of funny sayings and motifs for gamers, fantasy geeks, horror film fans, computer science nerds and scientists that deserve to be immortalized on a t-shirt. That's exactly what we thought! With us you'll find loads of unusual and nerdy shirts and hoodies for franchises and sciences that nerds and geeks love.

Shirts for scientists and computer scientists

The world of science is big and varied. The computer science and science shirts and hoodies that are available are just as varied. A classic, for example, is the Schrödinger's cat shirt, which is a great way to convey your love of the thought experiment to others. But besides physics, there are plenty of other scientific disciplines for which you can buy T-shirts and hoodies. For chemists, mathematicians, biologists and computer scientists, we have plenty of unique sayings and shirts that will simply sweeten your everyday office or laboratory life. But you don't have to be a scientist to think our shirts are great. If you're a fan of binary code and molecular chains, you've come to the right place. All computer science fans and IT admins who are big fans of the Bastard Operator from Hell should definitely like our BOFH shirt.

Unique shirts from fantasy to science fiction

Many of us probably already have one or two T-shirts from the film, series or franchise that is particularly close to our hearts. After all, you want to show the world what you, as a nerd, really like. Otherwise, why would you decorate your entire apartment with things like Doctor Who merch! Every Lord of the Rings fan would probably like a You Shall Not Pass shirt to show others that they know how to handle a Balrog. And ours is also great for the math fans out there. But most people don't just like one film or video game, most of the time there are lots of different ones that they just love. If you would like to have the right shirts and hoodies for the games and genres that you think are great, then you have come to the right place.