Retro Nerd Merchandise & Fan Articles

Keys are an important part of our daily lives. Who doesn't use them a few times a day to get into their house, office, car, cupboard, safe? Th...

Simple computer games are still the best! Right? That's why after 30 years, the arcade classic with the colourful tetrominos is still one of the mo...

Several generations of teenagers poured all their passion and pocket money into these little plastic boxes with tape inside. There was no better an...

Whilst others are still ranting about the resolution of Fallout 4, we remember that an epic game doesn't need too many pixels. Alright, a litt...

If there is one location where you certainly would not expect Godzilla to show up, it's your kitchen. After all, the famous giant lizard is usually...

The stereotypical nerd never leaves his mom's basement, is anti-social and only eats cold pizza and drinks warm soda. This image of our subculture ...

The saying "everything was better in the old days" does not apply at all to video games, if only in terms of graphics. Nevertheless, many of us rem...

Many have long since realised it: Floppy disks are simply no longer an adequate storage medium. They are very fragile and simply don’t offer enough...

Hmm, obviously Doc Brown missed the fact that the TARDIS doesn't always materialise conveniently around obstacles, but simply falls from the s...

He wanted to become a real, rough-and-ready pirate. The most notorious pirate ever. Only everything kept going wrong! No one took him seriously as ...

Remember way back... when to be able to load programmes and games on a C64, you had to type in a special command first? For the sake of nostalgia, ...

We're pretty sure we know what Guybrush Threepwood would say about this example of a three-headed monkey from the monkey island. It's just too bad ...

“It's dangerous to go alone!” These famous words from a video game don't just apply when you're a hero fighting dragons or rescuing princesses. Som...

The good ol'’ floppy disk!How we loved you when you were our go-to portable, long-term memory solution. We shared so many happy years…!Not tha...

Gamer hands are sensitive tools, as we all know. And frost is something they don't like at all,… which can be awful in the winter as there isn't al...

USB flash drives, external hard drives and tiny memory cards have long since outpaced their predecessors. While those old media lacked modern memor...

The good, old cartridges from the NES video game console were (almost) built like tanks: The sturdy grey plastic managed to protect the electronics...

Do you remember the computer game 'Day of the Tentacle?' –It was the fantastic follow-up to 'Maniac Mansion!'. Well, if you...

Nerds can't be romantic? That's just a prejudice, of course. Or why else would we have gone to the trouble of creating a Candlestick lightsaber? Th...

With the cassette sponges in a set of 4, your washing up becomes a journey through time. Or when was the last time you held a real cassette in your...

You can get this shirt in two ways: In our shop, or after many hours playing one of the coolest games ever, Monkey Island.The disadvantage of the s...

The average nerd prefers his coffee black. No milk, no sugar, no frills. But from time to time, a latte macchiato, crema or some other fancy form o...

This Super Trumps card game is in German, that means all inscriptions are German. If that's fine for you, check out the German page and learn more ...

As the loveable Minions have demonstrated, the bad guys' henchmen do have a life beyond the main story of a movie or game. Which leads us to t...

Imagine Mewtu suddenly appears and you realise that you don't have a single Pokéball left. To make sure that something annoying like this never hap...

Are you a retro gamer with a penchant for legendary point-and-click adventures? Or an aspiring politician? Then this sticker is just the thing for ...

The solution to the question posed on the Age Test Shirt will be a piece of cake for everyone who grew up in the good old 1980s.We remember music c...

It doesn't get much nerdier than the retro video games of the 70s and 80s. And Pac-Man in particular is of course a classic. A greedy yellow circle...

That's what a Magic Cube looks like in the heat of desperate solution attempts ;)

Don't you sometimes get the urge to get your old C64 out of the attic and play some old games? With this shirt you can express your enthusiasm for ...

Smell like Captain Kirk for once: it's possible with this Captain Kirk soap! In the vastness of space, non-Vulcans can sometimes work up a sweat. B...

Like all villains, the dark side of the Force usually lures us in with empty promises. Who hasn't heard the famous quote from Darth Vader to Luke: ...