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The thing about calming tea is that it has to be drunk in peace. And then it has to be absorbed by the body in peace. You see: it's all about "peac...

Even the youngest amongst our peace-loving religious community (also known as "cult") knows that Cthulhu, the Great Old One from H.P. Lovecraft's p...

Gather round, all ye weary adventurers! Stretch your tired legs at the campfire and listen while we present the ultimate innovation in alchemy: the...

When the gel in your Plantarium Super or your Plantarium Garden Lab has run out and you have either repotted or eaten your plants, you can simply s...

When it's cold and dreary outside again and the days are getting shorter, you want to make yourself especially cosy inside. A hobby cave would be t...

As the saying goes, the dumbest farmers have the fattest potatoes. Does this saying also apply outside of agriculture? What about phi breeding, for...

If the thought of a severed hand that has a life of its own gives you the creeps, you probably haven't seen Wednesday In the series, Thing is the c...

An ominous bright-green vortex in the background, an agitated teenager gesticulating wildly and an indifferent old man with untamed hair? What kind...

If 'evolution' was human, it would just sigh and bang its head against the wall repeatedly when someone mentions spicy food. After all, the pain ca...

We've had to wait 33 years for the Star Wars saga to continue... 33 years! Sure, it's only been 12 years since the last of the prequels, but come o...

Everything not saved will be lost This quote might easily have come from J.R.R. Tolkien, but no, this profound saying actually comes from Nintendo,...

What's worse than involuntarily becoming part of a sadistic series of physics tests? When the damn AI promises you cake, but you don't get any. Now...

If you wear a Triforce, a relic of immense power on your shirt, you will probably have an easier time searching for it in the Zelda games ;)The thr...

The Doppler effect describes the change in perception and measuring of frequencies, while its sender and recipient either move towards each other, ...

pi * thumb = 42-thumb = 42/pi-thumb = ~13.3742 is the answer to everything, as we know – life, the universe and everything. And, as we know, 1337 ...

On this shirt, the famous quote from Star Wars must have been written down by a physicist. Out of habit, he or she replaced the word "force" with a...

Nature sometimes takes strange paths: recent research has shown that homo sapiens no longer marks the end of evolution. From now on, homo geekensis...

Never try to calculate when drunk!

Isn't it a good feeling to have power over many computers and users? Of course, backups don't help against a real admin, but users only realize tha...

For the code monkeys among you ;-)

To be a successful Pokémon trainer, you need a lot of things - but above all Pokémon. Unfortunately, they don't seem to exist in our reality. Or ha...

The very entrance to the sprawling grounds of Nevermore Academy, a boarding school for outcasts, freaks and monsters, sends a shiver down the spine...

While Pokémon was a rather lonely affair on the GameBoy back then, it is now almost essential to team up with other trainers in Pokémon Go. Of cour...

As Ash Ketchum’s starter Pokémon, Pikachu is one of the most well-known pocket monsters of all. On top of that, it’s incredibly cute. But that’s no...

Whether good or evil, all of Eternia strives for the power hidden in the legendary Castle Grayskull!With the Masters of the Universe 3D mug Castle ...

Help, all your books are scattered all over the apartment and you can't find the strength to store them neatly on the shelf on your own? Don't worr...

SpongeBob may have a heart of gold, but isn’t he actually yellow?! Apparently, he has turned his innermost self inside out to please his most loyal...

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The invention of the telescope was quite the groundbreaker in human history. Actually invented by the Dutch optician Hans Lipperhey in 1608, it was...

What would you say if we told you that you can harness the powers of physics to slow down time and switch off gravity? And that you can make a ball...

Everybody knows Cluedo. This legend of a board game turns regular players into master investigators stepping into the footsteps of Hercule Poirot a...

Experts are still debating whether the fearsome T-Rex was an active predator or rather a scavenger. We know better. Of course, it simply ate everyt...

You don't always recognise real heroes by their skin-tight suits! Some of them simply sit in front of their PC in jogging trousers. Yes, we're talk...

We all love sweets. And not just us humans, but also hobbits, witches, wizards and elves usually can't say no to sugary snacks. That's no wonder, b...

On the long journeys through the wasteland, sooner or later every throat gets dry. So it's all the more disappointing when, after reaching for a re...

In some places, especially in the US, it’s tradition to “TP” houses on Halloween, i.e. wrap the houses of neighbours who do not give out any candy ...